Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
zackisontumblr: i wish pizza fell from the sky with a little parachute and landed in my hands whenever i wanted a pizza
legomeg: I keep thinking that if I wish my appearance would change, hard enough and often enough, it will.
sylviaplth: the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
fatalfap: breathe if im your favorite blog thank you
shuckl: captaincum: i want sex now not until you’ve finished your broccoli